slave rental!!

slave list:

• 'freakish' - $20.00/mo - he literally won't do anything, but he'll sure complain. also you have to ensure visitation to woodie once a week
• 'apricotwtf' - $0.99/mo - black kid who occasionally can fix broken networks but has an equal chance of breaking it entirely
• 'veronoicc' - $75.00/mo - little furry/femboy who wears a tail and will prob meow at you or something - use pronouns she/her or no slave
• 'isaac cooper' - $5.00/mo - rawr woof woof - will prob touch your sister
• 'teamaggro' - $50.00/mo - will prob write some java code or something idk, also can get you some bubatz
• 'MicroBot' - -$5.00/mo - we'll pay you to take him - american who also doubles as the biggest snitch and biggest retard

all slaves come with a 14-day money back guarantee in case they do not fit your needs